Sorry I'm Not Sorry

Happy Friday! It's time to link up with Crystal Michelle for this week's edition of the Sorry I'm Not Sorry linkup! This week's topic is DRINKING...dun, dun, dun! Ha!

So, here's a what you’re going to do: Use the phrase “Sorry I’m not Sorry” Before each fill in the blank phrase below!  Then link up, comment on the host blog and one other blog that also link'd up too!

Super Easy and Fun! Oooooh, and BONUS...there's a Starbucks gift card for the best entry!

Let's do this!

Sorry, I'm not sorry but... one time after a night of drinking I woke up:
On the floor of the Chanute Super 8 Motel; legs in the bathroom, waist up on the carpet...It.Was.Gross!

Sorry, I'm not sorry but... I was so drunk one time I threw up:
all up in my crotch! I had just laid down on my friends trundle bed (we were 14, this was the first time I had ever been drunk and it was off Sour Apple Pucker), things quickly started spinning and I didn't know all the tricks of the trade yet! I just knew that my friend's parents had just had new carpet installed throughout the house and I wasn't about to go there...so I sat straight up and up-chucked it right there in my crotch on the bed! It.Was.Awful!

Sorry, I'm not sorry but...the first time I drank alcohol I was:
In 6th grade, at my friend's house in her back alley! For some reason I keep thinking we were drinking Everclear, but I could be wrong! We took a few sips and thought we were wasted! LOL! Oh to be young, dumb and seriously confused! It.Was.Disgusting!

Sorry, I'm not sorry but... the most fun I've ever had that involved drinking was:
The Booze Cruise in the Bahamas for our high school senior trip (me and 7 of my BFF's unchaperoned in the Bahamas for 7 nights and 8 days...what were our parents thinking)! Those were the days, before the Natalie Halloway's and all the sex trafficking...we were carefree and really, really stupid! But that cruise was the BEST memory I have of my high school group of girlfriends! It.Was.Amazing!

Sorry, I'm not sorry but... my favorite thing to do when I'm drunk is:
Text! Enough said... It.Isn't.Good!

Sorry, I'm not sorry but... when I am drunk you know because I totally:
Dance my ass off! It.Is.Hilarious!

Sorry, I'm not sorry but... Vodka makes me:
Happy! Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof! Because I'm Happy! Clap along if you feel that happiness is the truth! It.Is.Delicious!

Sorry, I'm not sorry but... I was so drunk once that I cried about:
This one is hard...I'm not a sappy, crier girl when I'm drunk! I'm more like the meaner, angry girl when I get THAT drunk! It.Is.Scary!

Sorry, I'm not sorry but... Social Media sometimes makes me need a drink!
People be CRAY! It.Isn't.Cool!

Sorry, I'm not sorry but... if I could get drunk with anyone it would for sure be:
Miley Cyrus! Holla! I just have a feeling that girl can par-tay and if you are going to do it...you might as well go big or go home! It.Would.Be.Awesome!

That's all the questions for this round! Now, get your link up on! Don't forget to check out Michelle's page HERE for the actual link up do-dad deal! 

Fun Friday Link Up!

I know it's only Thursday, but I wanted to fill y'all in on the link up I'm co-hosting with Crystal Michelle tomorrow! I participated in the Sorry I'm Not Sorry link up last Friday and I won a Starbucks gift card and the honor of co-hosting this week! Yay! You can read last week's post HERE!

This week's Sorry I'm Not Sorry topic is drinking...dun, dun, dun! Here are this week's phrases! So fun!

Sorry I'm not sorry but... one time after a night of drinking I woke up _____

Sorry I'm not sorry but... I was so drunk one time I threw up _____

Sorry I'm not sorry but... the first time I drank alcohol I was _____

Sorry I'm not sorry but... the most fun I've ever had that involved drinking was _____

Sorry I'm not sorry but... my favorite thing to do when I'm drunk is _____

Sorry I'm not sorry but... when I am drunk you know because I totally_____

Sorry I'm not sorry but... Vodka makes me _____

Sorry I'm not sorry but... I was so drunk once that I cried about _____

Sorry I'm not sorry but... _____ makes me need a drink.

Sorry I'm not sorry but... if I could get drunk with anyone it would for sure be _____

So, here's a what you’re going to do: Use the phrase “Sorry I’m not Sorry” Before each fill in the blank phrase below!  Then link up, comment on the host blog (Crystal Michelle's) and one other blog that also link'd up too!

Super Easy and Fun! Oooooh, and BONUS...there's a Starbucks gift card for the best entry!

So...who all wants to join in on the fun and link up!? Join us! Join us! Join us! What's better then a link up on Friday? Nothing! Exactly!

See y'all back here tomorrow AM!

Bad Ass Status

Warning! This post is picture heavy and I won't apologize for it! Sorry, not sorry!

This past weekend I completed my SECOND Tough Mudder, that makes me a BAD ASS! Our course was 10.9 miles and had 25 obstacles! I'll be honest, some of the obstacles are "space fillers" while others are seriously hard core!

Here are some of my favorite obstacles, and by favorite I mean HARD, SCARY, MUDDY, PAINFUL!

Holla! I have to admit, this round of Mudder was easier then the first time by far! I'm not sure why, if it was the obstacles, the way the course was laid out or what!? I went into this one thinking it'd be my last, but now that The Husband has done one...he wants to do MORE! So I guess...to be continued!

Have you done a Tough Mudder?! Have plans to do one?! We are looking at doing the STL one in October...who's in?!

Younique 3D Mascara Party

Happy Cinco De Mayo, Friends! Eek! I survived my second Tough Mudder this weekend! Yay! I will have a post up later this week with all the dirty details!

Guess what today is?! Today is the start of my Younique 3D Mascara Online Party! Holla!  If we are friends on Facebook and you want to be added to the party group let me know; I added a bunch of friends this morning that had mentioned they were interested!

About 2-3 months ago I fell in love with Younique's Moodstruck 3D Fiber Lashes! They are awesome! I will let the pictures do the talking! I'm also going to try to get a video made for y'all in the next couple days so you can see the application process and results live!

These are my results! In the top picture I have on zero mascara, in the middle pic I have on one coat of Estee Lauder Voluminous mascara and in the bottom picture I have on only ONE coat of the 3D Fiber Lashes!

More amazing results!

Younique offers a full line of makeup products! From makeup brushes, moisturizers, foundation, eye shadow, lip gloss, cleansers and everything else in between!

I'm super excited to try their Brilliant moisturizer! It's a facial moisturizer, but people have been having awesome results using it to fade stretch marks! Holla! So it will definitely be my next purchase!

If you aren't on Facebook and want to order from my party here is the link! The party is open until May 14th, so you have plenty of time to get your shop on! 

https://www.youniqueproducts.com/AnnieK/party/179987/view

When you go to the party site, it will look like this!

Click on the "Shop from my party now" link and it will take you to this screen!  From there you can click on any of the headers to see the products under each category! Yay!

Feel free to browse around the party and place an order for anything that catches your eye! I'd love to hear what products you like, if you've tried them before or what products interest you that you'd like to try! Or what products you ordered if you do! I love me some makeup!

BONUS! The first 8 people to place orders through my party will receive a FREE full size eye minerals pigment (eye shadow) and you get to chose the color! Holla!

If you have any questions, feel free to leave a comment on this post - please include your email in the post so that Annie or I can make sure to get you an answer! Thanks, Y'all! 

Sorry I'm Not Sorry...

Joining the lovely Alicia and Crystal Michelle for today's Sorry I'm Not Sorry link up! Personally, I don't think it gets much better then a link up on a Friday! Holla!

So, here's a what you’re going to do: Use the phrase “Sorry I’m not Sorry” Before each fill in the blank phrase below!  Then link up, comment on the host blog and one other blog that also link'd up too!

Super Easy and Fun! Oooooh, and BONUS...there's a Starbucks gift card for the best entry!

Sorry, I'm not sorry..... but, when I was a teen my mother had no idea that:

I was having SEX...well until she found that USED condom my boyfriend accidentally left on the bathroom sink! She then proceeded to put it in an envelope and write a little note that read "Darci, I think this is yours..." and TAPED it to the TV in my bedroom! Yeah...that was fun.

Sorry, I'm not sorry..... but, my best friend once:

had to first clean up my Sour Apple Pucker and Chicken Strip vomit, then change my panties for me because I had puked all up in my crotch, but at least I dodged her parent's brand new carpet, and lastly she held my hand and rubbed my hair until I passed out! Did I mention we were FOURTEEN! 

Sorry, I'm not sorry..... but, I once had this boyfriend that:

cried...a lot! I mean, I just can't...

Sorry, I'm not sorry..... but, if I had to name my last relationship after a movie I have seen it would for sure be:

that one movie...where the guy goes out, gets white boy wasted and I end up getting a phone call from a chick asking for him! Then he doesn't come home, I drink all the bourbon in the freezer and drunk dial all my man friends to inform them that said boyfriend was an ass hat and that I was 99% sure he was out F'n some randoms, then pass the F out brown girl wasted! Best part was...he knocked that random up! What's that movie called? Oh, that's right MY LIFE! 

Sorry, I'm not sorry..... but, after a long hard day the first thing I think about doing is:

taking off my bra...I mean, If I'm wearing one! I didn't pay the big bucks to still have to wear a bra every damn day!

Sorry, I'm not sorry..... but, they just opened a new can of crazy when I saw them:

double dip in the Mother F'n cheese dip. It literally bothers me SO much that I have to request my OWN little bowl at restaurants so that I can have myself a little piece of heaven, otherwise known as non double dipped queso! I mean, how hard is it?! We're all adults here people, get it together! One chip = One dip! It's really just simple math!

Sorry, I'm not sorry..... but, I secretly love:

the feeling of peeling my face off after I have a peel done! You know, it's similar to having a sunburn that peeling. If you deny that you get a little excited when you get that one piece of skin that just seems to "peel" forever when you pull on it!? It's the strangest, but slightly enjoyable feeling...maybe ever!

Sorry, I'm not sorry..... but, yesterday I:

pretended to be "sleeping" when The Husband came to bed! Eh, we ALL do that one!

Sorry, I'm not sorry..... but, every time I see this picture I seriously can not help but bust out laughing.

Sorry, I'm not sorry..... but, at the gym I sometimes:

check out the other women! Let's be real honest, this isn't a sometimes...it's an all the time! We all do it, if you say you don't, well then you are big G damn liar! It's totally normal, right?! I mean, it is...totally normal...right?

Sorry, I'm not sorry..... but, on my playlist I sometimes jam to:

Crazy Bitch by Buckcherry and just reflect on how much my ex's, and maybe my husband, must hate me! Ha!

Sorry, I'm not sorry..... but, sometimes I pretend that:

I'm not a total Bitch, but it usually only lasts about 30 seconds...on the average! But at least I'm a funny Bitch!? Eh, either way!

That's all the questions for this round! Now, get your link up on! Don't forget to check out Michelle's page HERE for the actual link up do-dad deal!