Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Hunt'n For The Muff

One afternoon at work, there I was just Excel'n my brain to the skull-bone thing, when I randomly glance over at my phone and see I have a new Facebook notification!  Break Time!  I pick up my phone and begin to read a new post on my timeline from Tonya, our amazing Daycare Provider...

I got a Proud Mommy Moment for you, but maybe you should sit down for's how it went:
  "Hey Honya, guess what?!  Me and my Daddy and Coco ... oh and Papa, we are all going to go muff hunting this weekend!" 
Yep, that's right, you read that correctly, MUFF HUNTING! You should be SO proud!

I replied right away, well after I stopped laughing hysterically, and asked if she was sure that's what he was saying!  She confirmed that he was indeed saying muff hunting and that he had said it multiple times and to multiple people throughout the afternoon.  I, of course, was all "I don't even know where he would have heard the word muff, but it wasn't from me because I don't say muff, I say crotch!"

Once I got to her house for pickup I again asked her if she was sure, she said yes and to ask him myself if I didn't believe her!  I honestly thought she was just  misunderstanding the word he was saying because I had zero clue where the word muff would have come from, for real!  I'm the first to admit that I say a lot of things in front of my kids that probably aren't the most appropriate, but I never use the word muff - for anything, well, other then muffins, I guess but I mean there's "ins" on the end! So I asked him...

Me: Jack what are you doing this weekend with Daddy and Papa?
Jack: Going muff hunt'n!
Me: Nooooooo! Shed! You are going shed hunting!
Jack: Ooooooh yeah, shed hunt'n! I tuhgot what it was called.
Me: Jack, do you know what muff means?
Jack: No...
Me: It's another word for vagina! 
            Jack's face immediately goes to an "O" face and he puts his hands over his mouth...
Me: Yeah, you've been telling everyone all day that you are going vagina hunting!
Jack (giggling): Buh-gina! Ooooooh no! Not buhgina hunt'n!... Hey Honya! Girls have a buhgina, boobies and bottom! Boys have a penis, balls and bottom...and tiny boobies!  Honya, you have a buhgina and it's right here (pointing to his crotch) in the middle! My Momma's is in the middle, so is yours and No-wahs!
Yes, he knows what a vagina is...he asked, I told him. Sorry, not sorry! I wasn't going to make up some weird nickname for it, but if you did/do/have/will then more power to ya! I just don't roll like that and to each their own.
Jack (singing): Buh-gina! Buh-gina! Girls have a buhgina!
Me: Jack, stop! That's enough body parts for today!

End Scene...

You're Welcome...for the laugh or that it's over, either is fine with me!

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Winner Winner! Chicken Dinner

Drum Roll, Please....

Congratulations to @MSKRISTYN - You are the lucky winner of the Get Fit For Summer Giveaway!  Yay!

I believe Alicia over at Brew Mama has already emailed you!

I hope to be back later today with a story about Muff...hunt'n that is!

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

There Goes Peter Cottontail

Hop'n Down The Bunny Trail...

Real Quick, make sure you've ENTERED the Get Fit For Summer Giveaway! It ends in a little over TWO hours! Click HERE! Eek!

Thank goodness Easter and the candy is OVER! We had a great weekend complete with family, fishing, Easter egg hunts and CANDY...oh the candy!

I know I'm biased, but can we just have a moment of awe for Norah Jane?! I mean, I just can't even stand the cuteness! The dress, the headband, the curls, her face! I die!

I hope y'all had the most enjoyable Easter ever! Stay tuned for some Muff Hunt'n tomorrow...and yes, it's exactly what you think it is!

Monday, April 21, 2014

Brew Mama

Oh Monday...after a Sunday holiday...why!? why!? why!?

On that note, hop on over to see my fitness journey on Alicia's blog, Brew Mama today!

Posts to look forward to this week! Eek!

Narcissistic... who me?!
Let's go Muff Hunt'n!!

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Me! Me! Me!

Happy (My)Friday!

Bloglovin' tells me I have new followers! Yay! Welcome! I hope you stick around and love me as much as I do! I kid, I kid...kind of! But in honor of YOU new followers I thought a fun little Me! Me! Me! random facts about Me! post was in order!
  1. I'm Thirty One and One-Quarter Years Old...which means I still use quarter and half years when anyone asks my age.
  2. If it ain't a chip, taco shell or crab Rangoon...I don't want to be hearing nothing in my food nothing!
  3. I'm competitive by nature...about everything! 
  4. My first vehicle was a 1989 Blue Plymouth Sundance...I wrecked it!
  5. I have one brother, Derek, who is 18 months older than me...women tend to find him particularly attractive - I don't, but others do. 
  6. I am 5' 3.5" inches tall, but I like to say I'm 5' 4" makes me feel better about my height to weight ratio.
  7. The Husband was a TOTAL rebound relationship that just STUCK!
  8. I grew up in a small(er) town and had about 160 kids in my graduating class.
  9. I'm smart!  Like for real, I'm book ass smart!
  10. My second vehicle was a 1993 Black Geo Tracker...I wrecked it!
  11. I'm half Sexy Mexi and half White Girl...My brother and I look like my Dad, my Mom has blond hair/blue eyes.
  12. I never ever wanted to have children, like even up until I was pregnant...I don't normally care for kids, but I think I'm getting better...honestly!  I do have two children - Jack (4) and Norah Jane (2).
  13. I have an online shopping addiction!
  14. In high school I played volleyball (setter), basketball (point guard), track (ran 200m, high jumped and triple jumped - this Bitch has some hops), was a Mat Maid and a cheerleader.
  15. My first BF was my first EVERYTHING (well other than kissing) know what I mean!  And yes, I was too damn young for all of that...
  16. I have a passion for challenging myself in my fitness life! I've run one half marathon (so far) and completed one Tough Mudder (Google it if you don't know) and have my second one in two weeks and I'm scared!
  17. My third vehicle was a 1997 Maroon 4-door Ford Escort...It got wrecked! Hit and Run when it was parked in front of my house, totaled that Bitch!
  18. When I was 15, I got two MIP's two months apart - the first one I was even handcuffed and taken to the slammer police station office and had to call my Mom.
  19. My family's enchilada recipe (it's a secret) calls for PICKLES!  But you can't taste them!
  20. I've lived in 5 different cities/towns in my life...all of them were in's like an elephant dart to the public's face...*name that movie*
  21. My fourth vehicle was a 1996 Maroon Saturn Something...I should have wrecked it!
  22. Three of my best IRL girlfriends are Chelsea, Chelsi and Chelse...not kidding...
  23. I puffy heart love me some SELFIES!
  24. I danced in the annual Mexican Fiesta from 4 years old until I was 12 years old...
  25. The average life of the vehicles I've owned (9 total) is 1.73 years...I really need to look into leasing!
  26. I work a more then full time job outside of the home, I manage the budgeting process at the company I work for! Told ya, I'm smart!
  27. My freshman year of college was the BEST year of my life! By best I mean fun, crazy, exciting, slut-filled and wonderful! Eek!
  28. Bad breathe geeks me out! So do snakes!
  29. I honestly believe you can never have too many hashtags...
  30. I'm loud, like all the time!
I think that's enough for now, don't you?! If you feel like super-stalking, here are a couple more posts you can check out!

Happy Easter, Y'all! 

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Get Fit For Summer Giveaway!

Happy HUMP Day...Yes, I'm still saying that!

I've got something big for you today! Big-Big! Huge! Ginormous!  I've teamed up with 17 amazing bloggers who love fitness to help One Lucky Fitness Addict like ourselves with their fitness goals! Eek!

Check out all the shit you could win! Holla! 

If you have been around here for awhile you know that I puffy heart me some cardio, a cardio bunny if you will, but lately I've opened my eyes and realized there's more to exercise then JUST cardio! Say Whaaaat? I've been trying to work in strength training too and so far I'm not hatting what it's doing to my bod! However, we know its progress, not perfection and I'm still in for the long haul! Join me, won't you!?

If you are new around here! Hi! Welcome! I'm Darci! I like making funny faces, taking too many selfies, I fully believe in the "if you don't take a gym pic AND post it, well then your workout never happened" mentality, I have ONE Husband, TWO Kids and ONE Boxer, I'm addicted to clothes, I love challenging myself in all aspects of my life - work, play, fitness, I tend to be brutally honest and I am a self-admitted Attention Whore! Yay!

Be sure to stop by and show some love to all the amazing ladies that have teamed up to put together the most AWESOME prize pack ever and  want to help you... 

Giveaway Details! Squeal! 
Fair Warning! There are a crap ton of entries you can earn for the giveaway, you can do as many or as little as you like, just remember the more you do the better the chance to win! It's a plain 'ole Rafflecopter Giveaway, so go getcha "like" "follow" "friend" on and start earning some entries! I promise you won't be sorry! Good Luck, Y'all!

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Playlist Love...

Hey! Hey! Hey!

I don't know if it's the fact that the weather is starting to actually look like Spring, kind of...minus the snow we had here in Kansas yesterday, or if it's just that the music industry is beat'n that beat back lately?! Whatever the reason, I've been a iTunes buy'n fool lately...and I figure, why not share what I'm listening to!? Some of these songs are just feel good, listen all day every day type songs and some are on my #beastmode workout playlist, believe you will love them ALL, or at least find a few you can't live without! 

Paramore - Ain't It Fun
Miranda Lambert - Automatic
Jake Owens - Beachin'
American Authors - Best Day of My Life
Steve Aoki - Boneless
Blake Shelton - Doin' What She Likes
Shakira - Empire
N.A.S.A - Hide (Tropkillaz Remix)
Christina Perri - Human
B.o.B - John Doe
Pitbull - Juice Box
Idina Menzel - Let It Go
Austin Mahone - Mmm Yeah
The Chainsmokers - #SELFIE
Ed Sheeran - Sing
Zedd - Spectrum
Oh Land - Sun of a Gun
Toddla T - Take It Back
Florida Georgia Line - Take It Out On Me
Cash Cash - Take Me Home
Jason Derulo - Talk Dirty
Kristen Bell & Santino Fontana - Love Is an Open Door
DJ Snake & Lil' John - Turn Down For What
Ellie Goulding - Under the Sheets (Jakwob Remix)
A$AP Rocky - Wild for the Night
HAIM - The Wire
Andy Mineo - You Can't Stop Me
Florida Georgia Line - This Is How We Roll
Dan + Shay - 19 You + Me
Naughty Boy - La La La
Lana Del Rey - West Coast
Nico & Vinz - Am I Wrong

You're Welcome!

What's your MOST favorite tune?  Do you have any of these?  Which ones did you download?

Oh! Be sure to come back by tomorrow for a HUGE giveaway! Holla!

Thursday, April 10, 2014

2014 Event Schedule...

Yes, it's me! You're welcome! 

The other day I posted, on Instagram and Facebook, that I feel like I'm in a blog-suck rut and didn't know how to climb out...I thought about it last night and figured, why not just start simple?! So I planned to post today about what fitness events are on my schedule for the next couple months! Interesting shit, huh?!  Well... let's get to it!

April 2014
04/05/14 - The Amazing Grace 5k (Joplin, MO)
04/13/14 - Raider Spirit 5k (Frontenac, KS)
04/26/14 - Get Busy Livin' 5k (Pittsburg, KS)

May 2014
05/03/14 - Tough Mudder Kansas 2014 (Topeka, KS)
05/10/14 - Joplin Memorial Run 5k (Joplin, MO)
05/24/14 - Victory Over Violence 5k (Frontenac, KS)

June 2014
06/21/14 - Tinman Sprint Triathlon (Topeka, KS)

July 2014
07/11/14 - Get Fit TRYathlon 10k (Pittsburg, KS)
07/26/14 - Bright Futures USA 15k (Joplin, MO)

August 2014
08/09/14 - Journey Through The Jungle Sprint Triathlon (Chanute, KS)

September 2014
09/13/14 - Capitol Craze 5k Obstacle Run (Topeka, KS)
09/28/14 - Go Girl Run Half Marathon (Overland Park, KS)

I'm fully going to admit that I am the MOST nervous about the sprint triathlons! Eek! I'm dreading round numero dos of Tough Mudder the most...and I'm the most excited about getting another half on my schedule, I think! Double Eek!

What events are your schedule are you most nervous for? dreading? excited? And who wants to come run with me?