Monday, September 9, 2013

I'm Popular...

They Like Me!  They Really, Really Like Me! 
I have to admit after only being chose as the Bestest, Funniest, Fabulous, Entertaining, Cutest, Most Inspiring, Craziest Instagrammer Ever FOUR times...I was a little down in the dumps, but then I felt the Sunshine Love!
The Fine Print
1. Include award logo in a post or on your blog.
2. Link to the person who nominated you.
3. Answer 10 questions about yourself.
4. Nominate 10 bloggers to receive the award. Link your nominees to the post and comment on their blogs letting them know they’ve been nominated.
I have officially been nominated 3 times by some of my favorite ladies: Emily, Amanda and Lori!  Then I am accepting TimBob's non-specific nomination because I am an attention whore...but hey, at least I don't deny it!
Emily's Questions!
one Who gives you the most inspiration in your life?
The answer to this question changes over time, but currently I'd say my kids!
two What is your favorite movie?
Selena! Duh, I'm 1/2 Mexican!  Another good reason why I can claim the Red Dress Salsa Girl Emoticon as MINE!
three How many cars have you owned since you started driving?
9 cars total: Blue Plymouth Sundance, Black Geo Tracker, Maroon Ford Escort, Maroon Saturn Something, Maroon Chrysler Seabring, Maroon Ford Escape, Pearl Mercury Milan, Maroon Jeep Commander, Mocha GMC Terrain.
four Favorite Ice Cream Flavor?
Cookies and Cream!  Yum!
five What did you do for your sweet 16?
Where I grew up the big sweet 16 party thing just didn't happen, not sure why...I'm sure I probably got wasted though in 1 of 3 places - a garage, a field or my friend Chad's house.
six What is one random fact about you that we don't know?
I just did a post last week with like 20+ random facts, check it out here!
seven What is your best friends name and where did you meet him/her?
I have 2 BFF's, Julie and Jenny and I met them both in HS.  Jenny is Jack's godmother and Julie is Norah's godmother!  Love them both so much!
eight What is the 7th picture on your phone?
Norah Jane rock'n her Skinny Jeans for the first time last winter.
nine Favorite Holiday?
Christmas, what's not to love?
ten What's been the best time in your life so far?
I know I will get crucified if I say "my freshman year of college" over "being a mom" so I'm going to go with MY FRESHMAN YEAR OF COLLEGE!!! I've never had so much fun!

Amanda's Questions!
one What is your greatest accomplishment?
Having two of the most gorgeous children ever!
two Manicures or do your own nails?
I love me a good manicure, but finding the time is hard and I'm a nail "picker" so polish/manicures never last long.
three Do you plan any musical instruments?
Just the radio...
four If you had to be in a talent show, what would your talent be?
Twerking, Wobbling, Dougie-ing
five What is your favorite board game?
It's not a board game, but I loved me some SPOONS back in the day!
six Where do you rank in birth order with your siblings (if any)?
I'm second, but there is only my brother and me!  Saved the best for last...
seven What is the one city you want to visit before you die?
I hate this question and it's on every single one of these "about me" or questionnaire things...I don't have a freaking clue... Mars, I guess even though that's a planet and not a city?  Or is it a moon?  Whatever.
eight Solids or prints?
nine What is your go-to recipe for a potluck?
ten If you could win a $5,000 gift card, which store would it be for?
Target...I guess?

Lori's Questions!
one Your "first time" regret or no regret?
I don't regret doing it, but if I could do it again differently I would.
two Best concert you have ever been to?
I don't go to many concerts.  I went through this punk rock crap phase for about 9 months in JUCO but it didn't stick long...I went to a few of those concerts, but really they sucked.
three Vanilla or Chocolate?
Vanilla, please!
four Dream Car?
Something Big, Black and Loaded... eek!
five Have you ever been in a fist fight?
Many!  I was a mean Bitch when I was younger.
six Tropical vacation or Ski vacation?
Tropical! Holla!
seven Do you still speak to your HS BFF?
Yes! Refer to number 7 under Emily's Questions!
eight Cake or Pie?
Cake!  Inside piece (no edge pieces, too much damn frosting)!
nine Gin or Vodka in your martini?
I don't really drink martini's, but I'm a Vodka Whore all the way!
ten Have you ever peed your pants, as an adult?
I thought hard about this one because I was sure I'd had to have done this, but I honestly couldn't remember ever doing it so I guess no...unless you count the one time I pissed the bed when I was in labor with Norah?!

TimBob's Questions!
one What's the sexiest song you've ever heard?
Bruno Mars - Gorilla!  I wouldn't say it's like sexy-sexy, but OhEmGee you need to go to iTunes like now and listen to it, if you haven't!  It's my lady jam!
two Dream Vacation?
Please refer to number 7 under Amanda's Questions!
three First movie you saw in the theater?
I'm not sure, I'm going to go with Bambi?
four Celebrity Crush?
This is a three-way meat sandwich tie! Adam Levine, Eminem and Tom Hardy!  I die!
five Your worst family reunion moment?
It was the first family reunion I went to with The Husband, it was hot as hell and I don't like to sweat for no reason, so I drank too much "juice" too fast and passed my happy, drunk ass out swinging in the hammock...for like HOURS!
six Best Christmas present you ever received?
Diamond Earrings...
seven Worst Christmas present you ever received?
A plastic, storage tub full of food...I'm not kidding.
eight Disney World or the Beach?
Duh...Beach Bitches!
nine Post a selfie pic of you at this exact moment.

Working my life away...
ten Post the 5th picture in your phone.

Dirty Thirty Birthday Selfie!

There you have it...some more random information about me that you probably never needed or wanted to know!  Love You, Whores!



  1. Oh my god, girl you crack me up. I love that you said Mars, because who doesn't want to go to Mars? Oh, and I can totally see you throwing down with some other girls. You don't mess with Darci!

  2. LOVE these!! I am dying over how you "pissed the bed" when delivering Norah! Hahaha!! That is HILARIOUS!

    Love ya lady!

  3. It's Seleeeenas with an 's' at the end.ha I will take all of the corner pieces of cake with the frosting but only if it is cream cheese frosting. YUM

  4. I cannot believe it took me so long to read, but I love this post!