Facts...

Two posts in one day!? What is this, Christmas?  Nah...I just need a mental break from work overload!  Eek!

Have Y'all seen this floating around my Homegirl lately? 

I've been tagged FOUR times, can you believe I've only been tagged four times? I'm Darci Spear, dammit, and since the first one I've planned to turn it into a blog post because seriously, typing that much shit on my iPhone might make me go the F off!  Damn iPhone...why does it autocorrect all my naughty words, but never fix the acceptable words that don't make any gosh dang sense?  I digress...thank you very much to Sienna @notyoucupoftea809, Wendy @chitowngirrl, Bethany @themrscicero and Casie @thisfairytalelife for tagging me as one of your FAVORITE!

Then, just when you think the fun is over Ashlee at Iseminger Chronicles threw this imaginary torch my way for "Six Things About Me" - don't ask me where this came from or who started it because I gots No Nancy Clue.

Let's get this show on the road, without further aduie I give you my version of the 20 Facts & Six Random Ass Questions About Me!  Who wants to pass this shit on?  Anyone?  It's got a super catchy title?  I know you are all raising your virtual hands so just go ahead and pimp it out if you want, I won't be mad atcha ya!

Let's start with the FACTS shall we?

1. I'm Thirty and One-Half Years Old...which means I still use not only halves, but also quarters when anyone asks my age.
2. If it ain't a chip, taco shell or crab rangoon...I don't want to be hearing nothing in my food crunch...like nothing!
3. My first vehicle was a 1989 Blue Plymouth Sundance...I wrecked it!
4. I have one brother, Derek, who is 18 months older than me...women tend to find him particuarly attractive - I don't, but otthers do.  To each their own as I always say...
5. I am 5' 3.5" inches tall, but I like to say I'm 5' 4"...it makes me feel better about my height to weight ratio.
6. I grew up in a small(er) town and had about 160 kids in my graduating class.
7. I'm smart!  Like for real, I'm book ass smart!
8. My second vehicle was a 1993 Black Geo Tracker...I wrecked it!
9. I'm half Sexy Mexi and half White Girl...My brother and I look like my Dad, my Mom has blond hair/blue eyes.
10. I never ever wanted to have children, like even up until I was pregnant...I don't like kids, like in general and I have ZERO patience!
11. In high school I played volleyball (setter), basketball (point guard), track (ran 200m, high jumped and triple jumped - this Bitch has some hops), was a Mat Maid and a cheerleader.
12. My first BF was my first EVERYTHING (well other than kissing)...you know what I mean!  And yes, I was too damn young for all of that...
13. My third vehicle was a 1997 Maroon 4-door Ford Escort...It got wrecked! Hit and Run when it was parked in front of my house, totalled that Bitch!
14. When I was 15, I got two MIP's two months apart - the first one I was even handcuffed and taken to the slammer police station office and had to call my Mom.
15. My family's enchilada recipe (it's a secret) calls for PICKLES!  But you can't taste them!
16. I've lived in 5 different cities/towns in my life...all of them were in KS...it's like an elephant dart to the public's face...*name that movie*
17. My fourth vehicle was a 1996 Maroon Saturn Something...I should have wrecked it!
18. Three of my best IRL girlfriends are Chelsea, Chelsi and Chelse...not kidding...
19. I danced in the annual Mexican Fiesta from 4 years old until I was 12 years old...this is why I can claim the Red Salsa Dancer Girl as MY EMOTICON!
20. The average life of the vehicles I've owned (9 total) is 1.73 years...I really need to look into leasing!

Let's keep this post interesting and talk 6 More Things About Me! Questions provided by Ashlee...

[ONE] What is your biggest regret?
Never flying the KS coupe and living wild and free after college, even if just for a year...

[TWO] How did you and your significant other meet?
I'll give you the short version, but I think this could be a fun link-up to do in the future...We met my last semester of college in night class, he was a total rebound from my BF of 2+ years that I lived with, that decided to cheat on me over Spring Break with the town WHORE.  I bet you want to hear more, huh?  See...link-up!

[THREE]  What is your guilty pleasure?
Spending a day sans kids and The Husband, laying on the couch watching Chick Flicks while eating McD's and following up with an Oreo (extra Oreos) Sonic Blast...

[FOUR] What is one thing that makes your blood boil?
Let me give it to you straight, I could easily give you 100 things right now that just piss me the F off, but you only asked for one...hmm...I'm going to go with Shitty Ass MoFo Drivers!  Who agrees?

[FIVE] What is your most embarassing moment?
I'm thinking...Probably my senior year of HS when these ass-hat Freshman managed to come across a note from my BF at the time that I had lost/dropped.  Not embarassing enough?  How about the fact that they then proceeded to photocopy said note and hand out one morning to everyone as they arrived at school?  Yeah, it sucked balls!  And yes, the note said shit you definitely wouldn't want photocopied...use your imagination...

[SIX] What is your biggest blog pet peeve?
I'm going to get murdered for this...but the non-stop "Pimp'n" of your sponsors...I just don't get it!  I don't get having sponsors in general really!  I just like blogging when I want to, not because I have to because someone gave me money...you know?  Just my opinion!

xoxo