Darci's DietBet

Hey Y'all!  Quick post!  I just created a new DietBet that will start this Monday (11/3)!  The buy-in is only $20!  Go to www.dietbet.com and search "Darci's DietBet" or just click HERE!

If you are new to DietBet here's the skinny, pun intended, everyone pays the buy-in fee and submits their starting weight through the submission of 2 pictures (it's all private, no one has to see your pictures, no worries), the challenge is 4 weeks long and at the end of the 4 weeks whoever has lost 4% of their starting weight will split the total pot of the game!  The process will be the same for submitting your final weight at the end of the game!  I've done quite a few DietBet's and I love them every time - although I haven't always met my goal, the personal challenge is a great motivator!  Yay!

I did happen to notice that there is another DietBet game scheduled to start the same day with the name "Darcie's DietBet" that's not me!  Make sure you join the correct one..."Darci's DietBet" I don't have an E in my name!  Eek!

Join me, won't you?!  Xoxo

Say Whaaaaaaaat?!

Three Words: Gum. Tissue. Graft.

Say Whaaaaaat?!

Please tell me someone has heard of this?! No? Well until yesterday I hadn't either...but lucky for me I will get to experience not one, not two, but THREE gum tissue grafts in approximately three weeks time! Oy...

So here's the short story, I have GREAT teeth, but shit gums (who knew).  I went to a Periodontist yesterday who said, "Oh year, we need to do grafts...these are too far gone, you've already had bone loss and your roots are starting to show in a couple places..." Say Whaaaaaaaaat?! I guess you can't always have your cake and eat it too, I have nice ass teeth, like not one cavity in my adult teeth, but she said I have thin, weak gums and that little muscle thing that attaches your lip to your face I guess - well it's too short?!  I don't know, but basically that combo, along with getting Invisalign about 6 years back and shifting all my teeth was the perfect recipe for making sure I drop a GRAND PER TOOTH on this gum tissue graft BS (thank goodness for dental insurance, which will totally help with the cost)!

The procedure; they basically shave gum tissue from the roof of my mouth and then I guess graft, sew, glue, whatever the roof tissue to my gums.  I'm talking my bottom teeth, the two in the middle and then the one to the right.  It's all done under local anesthesia, even though I'd prefer to be knocked out, so I can drive myself there and drive myself home, picking up lots of high dosage narcotics on the way!  She did say that I'd be sore for 5-10 days, but that I wouldn't be sore at the graft site, but rather where they take the tissue from on the roof of my mouth!  I'm quoting this, "Have you ever burnt your mouth on like a hot piece of pizza?  Yeah, it's like that, but think 100 times worse!" Say Whaaaaaat?!

This shit storm is scheduled to go down on February 20th...until then, let's leave this as a to be continued...

That Is So Not Ok...

I know I'm not the only super hot chick with a bikini not ready body, that looks around this great big world we live in and just thinks "That is so not ok!?"  It's very similar to What.The.Fuck? or Is.That.For.Real? I know you know what I'm talking about and we all do it...like all the time.

Lately, I've been seeing alot of repeat offenders, which got me thinking...maybe people don't know these things are so not ok and maybe I should help them, thus brings you my brilliant idea for today's post! Yay!

Let's get to it...

[one] Leggings that show your camel toe...not ok... 

I'm totally #teamleggingsaspants just like the next girl, but for the LOVE ladies! Look in the mirror and check that big toe, it's the biggest one on your body; if you can see it CHANGE YOUR SHIRT!  

[two] Ball Sack Trailer Hitches...not ok...

I established this yesterday in my SWW post, but I just don't understand why?  And I sure as shit don't understand the obligatory picture sitting on your ball sack?!

[three] Plucked to Jesus Eyebrows...not ok...

I've said it before and I will say it a million times more if needed; PUT DOWN THE TWEEZERS AND BACK AWAY!  I think we can all agree none of these look ok?!

[four] Dudes that take gym selfies...not ok...

I know I'm one to talk about gym selfies or selfies in genreal for that matter, but #imsorryimnotsorry I just can't take a dude seriously that takes gym selfies. I can't. Period.

[five] Matching your eye shadow to your shirt...not ok...

If you are Selena Gomez, you can do whatever you want - even though, personally, it still looks jacked! If not, well, I wish you luck. It's just not a good look!

I'm going to bounce now that I've sufficiently probably insulted EVERYONE!  Just remember, these are my personal opinions and are in no way directed at any single individual in particular. 

What have you seen lately that had you saying "That is so not ok?!"

So What!? Wednesday...

Short on time!  Short on material!  I know you miss my face...You're Welcome!

Mother F'n Monday...

Yahooooooo! It's Mother F'n Monday!  Although, since it was my BIRTHDAY week(end) I don't have much to complain about today and since I'm short on time I'm just going to leave you with a Flipagram recapping my AMAZING weekend!  

Thank You All So Much for all the awesome birthday wishes!  Totally made this girl feel SPECIAL!